Chibi Chaos! I challenge you! - Come test your might ... if you dare.

[BWS-1]

*enters the Dojo

"Here I stand in this dojo waiting for you, Chibi Chaos, to test your skillz against me in my l337 serie of trials where we will see, who REALLY is the true Chibi-Fu master."

"But don't worry, I won't pick anything too hard for you that MIGHT be beyong your skillz, it'll be fair for both of us, I swear ^^".

*sits in the middle of the dojo, with 2 candles on tables at his side.

[ChibiChaos]

*enters*
ok, bring it! :bash: *faces candles*

let's get it oooooooooooon!

[BWS-1]

"Good, glad you came. Now let us begin with the first EZ trial."

*walks a few feet away from the candle

"All you need to do is to put out that candle by punching 2 feet away from it."

Hiiiiiiiitsuuuu!

*does lightning-fast punch that puts out the candle "a la" Bruce Lee

"There, your turn now."

[ChibiChaos]

*breathes deep*

okkkkkkk here it goes...

*steps near candle* "this is childplay!"

*punches at candle*

*somehow sets on fire*

*stops, drops, and rolls*

*pain hits her*


*rolls on floor, cursing in front of small children*

*puts out the fire*

*stands up*

"erm... heheh, so what's next?"

[BWS-1]

"Now how did those children get in there!? Huh, whatever, the second trial is one that is very VEWY risky :cough: fo u :cough: and requires a lot of consentration of the Chi-bi into your body."

*takes a set of 5 katana blades out

"In this trial, you need to lay down on the edges of this bed of katana."

(the bed is like that):

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"ok, here goes."

*Slowly lays on the edges

BWS-1 stays perfectly still without anything slicing trough his chest. Then, all of the sudden, a bunch children jumps on B's back and starts jumping on him like crazy X-O





WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA X_X

*gets up

*bleeds bleeds

"Now if you'll excuse me."

*walks to the medical room to get a quick transfusion

-4 minutes later-

"There as good as new, well, the cuts are still fresh but at least they don't bleed."

"Now huh, go ahead, try it, don't worry about the blood on the edges, I don'T have AIDS ^^"

[ChibiChaos]

erm, *looks at blades...*
"how am i supposed to know you're clean?"
*shrugs* *lays down on blades without a nick* :O *sees the childrem coming* *gets off without a problem, but is breathing hard* ownzed!

[BWS-1]

"Ack, 1-1 ... but before we keep this trial up there's one thing I must do."

*walks near the wall, pulls a rope

*trap under the floor where children were opens and makes then fall in,a trap!

"Hehehe, the good ol "bottomless pit of the dojo!©" trick, never fails."

"The next trial consists in fighting 4 ninjas at the time while being blindfolded."

BWS-1 takes peice of thick dark cloth and blindfoldes himself.

*Ninjas drop from the ceiling

"Come on!"

The four ninjas jump toward BWS-1, one gets strongly kicked on the solar plexus while the 3 others try imobilizing him on the ground. B crawled out of the pack with one of em and snapped his spine, the two others ran at him. B turns to face them and punched with his left hand open in the throat of one, and with the right hand, punched under the noise of the other, killing him instantly.

*takes off peice of cloth off the eyes

"Well that seemed like a good fight, I missed it all!"

"Here, try, it's fun"

*group of ninjas get ready in the ceiling

[ChibiChaos]

"ahahhahaahhaaha! this should be good!"

*puts on blindfold*

"ok, here goes" :hell: *smiles devilishly*

*ninjas drop from ceiling*

*chants* FIRE 3!

"Hmmm, i don't hear any flesh sizzling, it must have missed. evasive little buggers, aren't ya?"

*chants*

1.... the ninjas run at full speed at the blindfolded mage.
2.... they prepare their swords for the kill
3!!!!!!!!!! ULTIMA~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
the whole room gets cleared out of everything except for bws and herself.

*takes off blindfold*

*faints from energy loss* :looking:

*gets up*

"i'm ok.. just.. fine."

*sits down so she doesn't hurt herself* beat that!

[BWS-1]

And I had clean the dojo just before all this ._. O well ...

"Cooks! come in!"


*4 cooks comes in and brings 2 huge plates and places one in front of BWS-1 and one in front of Chibi-Chaos.

"This trial is meant to test your capacity to ..."

*cooks reveals what was under the plate

"eat as much tofu as possible in 1 minute!"

"We both have a 50 lbs heavy peice of well coked tofu and after the contest, we will see which peice is the lightest to see who ate the most! Simple huh?"

"At your tofu, get set, go!", said the cooks.


*starts eating tofu like crazy